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Each time u flush, like a can of aquanet, it shoots germ droplets into the air around your bathroom. This means it lands on yo damn toothbrush. So the shit that we avoid smelling or touching, well we've been EATING! Through our damn toothbrushes. Yuck. So yea... close your toilet lid before you flush. I sure will from now on. What better way to continute this entry but religious teachings of nothing other than... SHIT!

Taoism: Shit happens
Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens"
7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"
Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again
Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
Atheism: There is no shit!
New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

Today's entry has been brought to you by Poop, shit, and my personal favorite... CA-CA! Til' the next track.